Do You?

 What is it that 95% of people say they do, but only 67% actually do?

 Hints:

– It can be done in the length of time it takes to hum the chorus of your favorite song.

– A friend of mine used to warn me about guys who didn’t do it at swing dances. 

– Doctors in Scotland can be fired for not doing it.

  

A Tale of Two Cities

 

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,

it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness,

 it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,

 it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness,

it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,

it was the era of people not washing their hands after using the bathroom, it was the era of people eating with their hands and falling ill after transferring bacteria to each other.

In short, it was not a very sanitary period.

 

  This convenient reading material is brought to you by Charles Dickens & the Allegheny County Health Department Who Remind You to Please Wash Your Hands

Published by kristalynn

I am Krista Tibbs, the author of ""Uncertainty Principles", "The Neurology of Angels" and "Reflections and Tails". My heart smiles at informed opinions, belief in human potential, advances in neurology, True North, clever ideas, and kittens.

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